The son of Jesus beats his children, then buys a pack of smokes for $23 quad trillion dollars.

A pack of smokes cost: $23,148,855,308,184,500

Manchester, N.H. a man walks into a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes. When he arrived the the teller rings him up, and takes his debit card. A few hours later, the man went online to check on his banking account. What he saw amazed him, this man was charged for a pack of cigarettes, $23,148,855,308,184,500 or 23 quad-trillion dollars.

The man quicky called his bank, bank of america trying to sort everything out. The man spent two hours on the phone with them and eventually by the next day, everything was back to normal.

The son of Jesus, beats his children
Manchester, Someone reported a man began to read his bible, then all of a sudden, he proudly proclaimed that he was the son of Jesus. The man then begann to beat several people up with a 2 by 4. Police arrested the man saying that he was "on something" he was taken into custody for assaulting two men and two children ages 1, and 3, also a police offficer. Police chased the man and eventually took the man down, the man began to resist, by fighting back, but they got him and booked him. The man was taken into custody for two counts of risk of injury to a minor, four counts of second-degree assault, assault on a police officer, criminal trespass, third-degree criminal mischief, interfering with police, disorderly conduct, and attempted first degree assault. So the son of jesus will most likey face a long time.


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