A man robs bank, arrests himself then gets naked.

It's hot out, Let's get naked.
Lincoln, Neb. A man was walking around a city park, naked. Police found the man in the park wearing nothing. Cops asked him "What happened" and the man said a robber came to him with a gun and since he didn't have any money, the robber just took his clothes. The police arrested the guy because they said the story was fake. The man was arrested for indecent exposure, and making false statements to police.

Later, they asked the man why he did it he simply replied "because I was hot."

A man's arrests himself
Berlin, A man went drinking with a group of friends. Then suddenly he had a cool idea. The man thought that it would be fun to squeeze into a locker and lock himself in. The man went into the locker and was laughing inside, but as he was in there he couldnt free himself. He was LOCKED in. The man began to panic as he began to lose oxygen in the closet, and began to suffocate. His friends tried to open up the locker, but couldn't. They rushed to call the cops who had to break the door down, and free the man.

Man robs bank, Then calls 911.
Waynesville, N.C. A man walks into a bank with a cop following him. The man then got on the phone and called "911" and told the operator that he was planning on robbing the bank. The man also told the operator that he wasn't armed and that he had a robbery note.

The man was arrested and slapped with bail that was less then $15,000. The guy also had quit his job and left all his things to his room mate.

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The son of Jesus beats his children, then buys a pack of smokes for $23 quad trillion dollars.

A pack of smokes cost: $23,148,855,308,184,500

Manchester, N.H. a man walks into a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes. When he arrived the the teller rings him up, and takes his debit card. A few hours later, the man went online to check on his banking account. What he saw amazed him, this man was charged for a pack of cigarettes, $23,148,855,308,184,500 or 23 quad-trillion dollars.

The man quicky called his bank, bank of america trying to sort everything out. The man spent two hours on the phone with them and eventually by the next day, everything was back to normal.

The son of Jesus, beats his children
Manchester, Someone reported a man began to read his bible, then all of a sudden, he proudly proclaimed that he was the son of Jesus. The man then begann to beat several people up with a 2 by 4. Police arrested the man saying that he was "on something" he was taken into custody for assaulting two men and two children ages 1, and 3, also a police offficer. Police chased the man and eventually took the man down, the man began to resist, by fighting back, but they got him and booked him. The man was taken into custody for two counts of risk of injury to a minor, four counts of second-degree assault, assault on a police officer, criminal trespass, third-degree criminal mischief, interfering with police, disorderly conduct, and attempted first degree assault. So the son of jesus will most likey face a long time.


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Clerics have sex and offers discounts for cyclist.

Berlin brothel offers discounts for cyclists

A Berlin brothel has come up with a novel way to negate the impact of the global economic crisis and target a new group of customers at the same time -- offering a discount to patrons who arrive on bicycles.

For more on this story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090713/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_brothel


Clerics condemn theft of electricity

KARACHI (Reuters) – A Pakistani power utility has obtained a decree from top Islamic scholars condemning electricity theft, which it says is costing it millions of dollars a year.

The Karachi Electric Supply Co (KESC) said it has obtained a fatwa, or decree, from 12 top Islamic scholars, who declared the theft of power a sin.

For more info on this story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090713/od_nm/us_power_decree


Berlin "sex academy" offers tips for visitors

BERLIN (Reuters) – Wannabe Latin lovers can improve their technique by playing with the erogenous zones of naked mannequins at a new interactive exhibition that has now opened in Berlin.

The "Amora sex academy" that opened in Berlin on Thursday welcomes visitors with the wry slogan, "Finally -- an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything."

For more info: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090712/od_nm/us_germany_sex

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Living Life on the Edge and into Chocolate

Dying For Chocolate

Camden, NJ. A 29 year old man who was a temp. worker at the Cocoa Service Inc. plant had died Wednesday morning. The man was loading chocolate into a vat, where the chocolate is melted, and mixed, before being sent to be made into candy. On Wednesday morning, the tragic accident happened while the man was loading chocolate into the vat. The man slipped and fell into the vat. Two workers who worked there tried to hurry and shut off the machine as quickly as possible, but it was too late. The man had been hit and then was fatally injured by the vat.

Living Life on The Edge
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Two brothers are living over the edge, really. These two brothers are living on the side of a building. The two brothers will be doing everyday things such as sleeping, working, and eating on the side of this 33 ft. building. The two brothers, one whom is 27 year old, and the other a 20 year old spends their time 12 hours a day in a hammock, chair, and dining table. All this for an art exhibit. How do they go to bathroom?

The two brothers can hop over the wall, and head over to the veranda and go inside the Art museum where there is a indoor bathroom. The two brothers have been there since the end of May, and will continue living there until August 20Th.

John Quincy Adams, Arrested.

John Quincy Adams, Arrested.
Destin, Florida. A deputy saw a 36 year old man standing infront of a roadway in front of Buddy's Food Mart on U.S. Highway 98. Where the deputy saw the 36 year old man obstructing traffic, and risking his own life. As the deputy began to walk towards him, the man began walking backwards, staring at the deputy.

The man then turned around and ran, but then the officer caught up to him. When the man was caught, the man told the deputy "Get out of the roadway!" The deputy then asked for I.D. and the man replied, "I am John Quincy Adams, born on the 4th of July, 1892. The deputy, then told that he would be arrested unless he provided his real name, the man then said he was the "Commissioner of Police." The deputy told the man that he was under arrest, but the man told him "You are under arrest. Arrest yourself!"

The officer then told the man to place his hands behind his back, but he began to simply walk backwards, then he was pretending he was talking on the radio saying things such as "I need back up, send me back up!"

Eventually with the help of another deputy they arrest the man. While in custody, they asked the man his name. He simply replied "Commander Cheif 492" then as a top secret FBI agent.

The man had previous arrests for impersonating a law-enforcement officer. The first time, he claimed he was an FBI agent. The second time, he tried to book a hotel room as a representative from the DOA.

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The Devil Steals Phones, and then moves into an Attic.

Hey we're back to bring you some great news for today, Today's edition is Criminal edition.

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Stupid Thieves of the day.

In Morelia, Mexico at a Telefonica Movistar cell-phone store employees arrived to their shop to find that their little shop had been robbed, but while they were looking around the store, checking to see what was taken they noticed that these thieves didn't steal cell phones, and they didn't steal cash. These thieves stole "Dummy Phones". You know, the phones that you can't make any calls on, the ones that the stores put on the store front so you can see what the phone looks like. I don't know what these people where thinking, but I know it had to be funny when they opened their bag of "Phones."

Cops are still investigating this case.

The Devil Walks The Earth

In Port St. Lucie, Florida. A homeless man claimed to be the devil and began to attack another man outside a Port St. Lucie convenience store. The 53 year old man said the homeless guy approached him Monday morning and just had a casual conversation, then out of nowhere the homeless guy said "I'm the Devil and I'm going to kill you!" then that's when the 53 year old man got attacked. The homeless man put his thumbs in the man's eyes until they bled. The man swung back and hit him, and ran home.

Later, cops found the guy and booked him with a $20,000 bail.

Any Home is A Good Home

In Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. Stanley Wayne Carter a 21 year old from Trumann, Arkansas lived with Stacy Ferrance family, shared by their neighbor. Then when the man was asked to leave, he simply packed his bags and move into the attic. While there Stanley Wayne Carter stole things from the house while everyone was out of the house. Stanley Wayne Carter lived there for ten days straight. How did he use the bathroom? I got no idea.

Stanley was later sentenced for burglary, trespassing, and many other offensives. The man pleaded guilty and is facing 9 to 23 months in jail.

Michael Jackson.. The man.. The legend.. The King of Pop.

As all of you may know, that silly world news is here for entertainment to deliever the most interesing and perhaps the funniest news around the world. Today though, I think it's best that we should step away from the news stand and honor the best entertainer in the universe. The great one, the king of pop, Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009), Greatest entertainer that ever lived, the first musician to try to get people together, a man that says it doesn't matter if your black or white, to end violence and beat it. The guy that says all actions are coming from the man or woman in the mirror. Michael was the only entertainer that gave so much to charity to help so many people.

May he Rest in piece. He is not here physically, but the memory will last forever.

Michael Jackson, I love you.

30 Chimps escape from jail while flooding a Massachusetts prison.

Sprinkler Flooding Forces Evacuation Of Massachusetts Jail
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A county jail near Boston has been evacuated after officials say a group of inmates broke the sprinkler system and flooded the building. Middlesex County Sheriff James DiPaola says several inmates at the Middlesex Jail in Cambridge became unruly Sunday morning after 15 of them were sent to area hospitals with flu-like symptoms. DiPaola says some inmates broke the fire suppression system, setting off the sprinklers.The Cambridge Fire Department asked the sheriff's office to turn off the building's power, and officials began evacuating the inmates by bus to other facilities.It was not immediately clear where they were headed, or how long the jail would be closed.The jail originally was built to house 160 prisoners, but has housed up to 400.

Chimps' break for lunch forces public from zoo

LONDON (Reuters) - Chester Zoo, the country's most popular wildlife attraction, was evacuated on Sunday after 30 chimpanzees escaped from their enclosure.The animals made their escape at lunchtime and found their way into a keeper area where their food is normally prepared.Visitors were asked to leave the 110-acre zoo as keepers rounded up the chimps."We had an army of chimps eating their way through the keeper's kitchen and the decision was taken, quite rightly, to evacuate," a spokeswoman said."By around 4 pm we had managed to get all the chimps back in their enclosure, some of them with very full bellies."There were no injuries to members of the public or staff and the zoo said the decision to evacuate was taken as a precautionary measure. It apologised for the incident and an investigation was underway into how the animals escaped.Chester Zoo, in Cheshire, north west England, is home to more than 7,000 animals and attracts more than a million visitors each year.

Police foil radio control zeppelin jailbreak

MADRID (Reuters) - Spanish police said on Friday they had foiled an Italian drug trafficker's plan to break out of jail in the Canary Islands using climbing equipment and a four-meter-long zeppelin. "The plan consisted of using a remotely controlled zeppelin to bring him night-vision goggles and climbing equipment with which to escape," a National Police statement said.The prisoner, named as Giulio B., 52, was in jail after being caught piloting a seaplane taking 200 kg (440 pounds) of cocaine from Mauritania to the Canaries.Police said they had arrested three people outside the jail who were preparing the escape, and had intercepted a package sent from Italy containing the balloon, night-vision goggles and climbing gear.House searches on Grand Canary island had also uncovered a tent and a telephoto lens the gang had used to observe security details at the jail from a hill 600 meters away, as well as plans drawn by the prisoner.The plan was for Giulio B. to climb out of the prison and meet a driver who would smuggle him off the island, said police, who have been investigating the plot since February."They would then have gone abroad to lie low while waiting for forged papers and to continue arranging the shipment of narcotics into our country," the statement added.

Sources-

Sprinkler Flooding In Massachusetts Jail:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530127,00.html

Chimps break for lunch foces public from zoo:

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/5704275/chimps-break-for-lunch-forces-public-from-zoo/

Police foil radio control zeppelin jailbreak

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/5701750/police-foil-radio-control-zeppelin-jailbreak/

Cops in Michigan kills Steve Mcnair, then Converts to Atheists

Cops in Michigan really put the term "To protect and serve" in really good use.

In Michigan, This new bakery that opened wensday is not only protecting the neighborhood, these cops are also serving. This bakery is runned by 9 people whom are all cops that are there to protect, and serve. Serve you doughnuts that is. This little shop ran by the 9 owners of the Clare Police Department sells things such as muffins, cookies, brownies, bread, and of coarse doughnuts.

They also have their own shirts that has very catchy catch phrases such as "Cops & Doughnuts: 100 Percent Cop owned" and "Handcuffs and Cream Puffs" and my favorite, "You have the right to remain glazed"

The officers are all planning to throw in the towel on this 113 year old bakery, this bakery is 6th "empty" store in the town. The cops are planning to give up the bakery and hire someone to manage it, and students in the neighborhood.

Ex - NFL QB Steve "Air" McNair gunned down.

Steve McNair, was a star QB of the Tennessee Titans and also the Baltimore Ravens. Steve McNair was found dead along side his friend, who was a 20 year old woman. They were both shot to death inside the star QB's home.

Steve McNair was shot multiple times, including one shot to the head. His friend, Sahel Kazemi was very close to him on the floor, was killed with one shot to the head. Authorities didn’t immediately say who was to blame for the killings, but they weren’t looking for any suspects. They are also saying they are not going to release any information and that Sahel is just a "Friend"

My guess is that, Steve McNair was cheating on his wife with Sahel. She found out about Steve's wife, so she kills him, then shoots herself. I want to wish them both to R.I.P.

A religious battle on T.V.

A turkish T.V. show are planning on putting A christian priest, a rabbi, a buddist mokn, a mulim imam, and 10 atheists in the same room. The prize for converts will be a pilgrimage to a holy site of their chosen religion Mecca for Muslims, the Vatican for Christians, Jerusalem for Jews and Tibet for Buddhists. Nothing for atheists?!

But religious authorities in Muslim but secular Turkey are not amused by the twist on the popular reality game show format and the Religious Affairs Directorate is refusing to provide an imam for the show. "Doing something like this for the sake of ratings is disrespectful to all religions. Religion should not be a subject for entertainment programs." High Board of Religious Affairs Chairman Hamza Aktan told state news.

More then 200 people have so far applied to take part in the show and the 10 contestants will be chosen next month. A team of theologians will ensure that the atheists are truly non-believers and are not just seeking fame.

I agree to Hamza Aktan, religion should not be touched. Everyone is different and we all are who we are. This show shouldn't be put on air, it is as though they want to see a major fight just for ratings, but in my opinion. That is evil.

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